Humour

What is faster, hot or cold?

How do you open a banana?

My uncle called his dogs Timex and Rolex

What do you call a lazy kangaroo?

What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?

I used to run a dating service for chickens...

What does a pig put on dry skin?

Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"?

Where do you learn to make banana splits?

How do you tell if a vampire is sick?