Courtesy of Jill032
A couple had been married 30 years and decided to go back to the same hotel that they had stayed at on their honey moon.
Hubby was lying on the bed when his wife came out of the bath room naked.
"Darling what were you thinking 30 years ago when you saw me like this?" he took one look and said "I wanted to screw your brains out and suck your boobs dry!"
"And what are you thinking now?" she asked .
"Well I am thinking that I did a pretty good job of it!"
barr012 - 13 years ago
A New York family wants to put Grandpa in a nursing home, but all the city’s facilities are full. So they decide to put him in a highly touted home in Mississippi. After a few days, they call him. “How do you like it so far?” asks the grandson. “It’s wonderful,” he says. “Let me tell you about the friendly residents here.” “there’s a musician who has’nt played the violin in 30 years, but everyone calls him the Maestro.” “there’s a physician here who has’nt practiced medicine for 25 years, and they still call him Doc” “And me, I hav’nt had sex for over 20 years, yet everybody still calls me the F…ing Yankee.”