Joke of the Day

A priest was invited to attend a house party. Naturally, he was properly dressed and wearing his priest collar.

A little boy kept staring at him the entire evening.

Finally, the priest asked the little boy what he was staring at. The boy pointed to the priest’s neck and when the priest realised what he was pointing at he asked the boy ” Do you know why I am wearing this?”

The boy nodded his head and replied, ‘Yeap, it kills fleas and ticks for up to 3 months.’