A Texas rancher goes to Australia for a holiday. There, he meets an Aussie farmer and they get talking.
The Aussie shows off miles of wheat growing.
The Texan says, “We have wheat fields twice as big.”
Then, as they walk around, the Aussie shows off his herds of cattle.
The Texan replies, “We have longhorn cows twice as big.”
They go for a drive, but the conversation dies down—until a herd of kangaroos hops past.
“And what on earth are they?” asks the Texan.
The Aussie replies with an incredulous look,
“Don’t you have grasshoppers in Texas?”
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