Joke of the Day

A husband went out to buy a birthday present for his wife.

In the department store he spotted some cute little music boxes. A green one was playing a familiar love song that he knew his wife would like.

Assuming all the boxes were the same he chose a blue one and had it gift-wrapped.

When his wife opened the gift and lifted the lid, it played the tune, “The old gray mare, she ain’t what she used to be!”