Joke of the Day

A homeless guy is travelling down a country lane, tired and hungry. He comes across a pub called ‘George and the Dragon’.

Although it’s late and the pub is closed, he knocks on the door. The innkeeper’s wife sticks her head out a window.

“Could I have some food?”, he asks.

The woman glances at his shabby clothes and obviously poor condition and sternly says, “No!”

“Any chance of a pint of ale then?”

“No!”, she says again.

“Could I at least sleep in your barn?”

“No!” By this time, she was clearly getting very annoyed.

The down and out says, “Okay then might I please…?”

“What now?”, the woman interrupts impatiently.

“… might I please have a word with George?”