I was looking for my keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing.
Suddenly, I realised I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the car park.
My husband has scolded me many times for leaving the keys in the ignition. My theory is, the ignition is the best place not to lose them. His theory is, the car will be stolen.
As I scanned the car park I came to a terrifying conclusion. His theory was right! The car park was empty. I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, confessed I had left my keys in the car, and it had been stolen.
Then I made the most difficult call of all.
“Hello my love”, I stammered; I always call him “My Love” in times like these. “I left my keys in the car, and it has been stolen.”
There was a period of silence. I thought the call had disconnected, but then I heard his voice. He barked, “I dropped you off!”
Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, “Well, come and get me.”
He retorted, “I will… as soon as I convince this policeman I haven’t stolen your car!”
Courtesy of Grah025.
k80042 - 11 years ago
Enjoyed the joke about the lost car keys… will definitely get a laugh from my Seniors when I read out this joke to them.