Poem: An owed to the supermarket

Off we go to the Supermarket

Where oft times we’ve been before

Find a park, a shopping trolley

then lurch through the door.

Trundling through fruit and veggies

but nothing for us there

Then we head for the chiller room

where they keep the wine and beer

Moving on with trolley loaded

with the raw necessities of life

Beer for the man of the house;

bottles of wine for his wife.

Round the Supie we happily go

filling the trolley with God knows what

No matter how much we load it up

there’s always something we forgot.

What are the checkout persons thinking?

It’s very hard to gauge

As they perform their dreary tasks

to earn the national minimum wage

As I sit in the crowded car park

I reflect on the tranquil scene

and study shoppers streaming out

from places where we have been.

What is it about supermarkets?

Why do we always return?

Looking for bargains and better buys

so we can spend all that it is we earn

No matter! Shopping is done, we’re home

all our goodies are put away,

the house full of food and booze

next Supie visit many days away!

But wait! next week it’s on again!

We’ve nothing to eat in the house.

So off we go to the Supie heaven

me and my loving spouse!

 

Written by Bill Conroy

Bill Conroy is a Tauranga based freelance writer and poet with a particular interest in historical non-fiction and composing WW1 poetry.

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