For the girl who has everything

Close up of woman hands holding red gift box for special event

A man was discussing ideas for his wife’s birthday with his friend. “I don’t know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants. So, I’m stumped.”

His buddy replied, “I have an idea. Why don’t you make up a certificate that says she can have two hours of great sex, any way she wants it. She’ll probably be thrilled!”

So the first fella did just that. The next day his buddy asked, “Well, did you take my suggestion? How did it turn out?”

“She loved it. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth, and ran out the door yelling, ‘I’ll see you in two hours’…”