A fellow walked into a bank in New York City asking for a loan for $4000 dollars. “Well, before we lend you the money we are going to need some kind of security” the bank teller said. “No problem” the man responded here are the keys to my car “you’ll see it, it’s a black Porsche parked in the back of the parking lot.”
A few weeks later the man returned to pay off his loan. While he was paying it up, along with the interest of $11 dollars, the manager came over, “sir, we are very happy to have you’re business, but if you don’t mind me asking, after you left we looked into you and found out that you are a millionaire, why would you need to borrow $4000 dollars?” “Well, the fellow responded it’s quite simple, where else can I park my car for three weeks in New York for $11 dollars?”
NannaMagnet - 13 years ago
this college psychologist brings in 2 jars and sand and rocks. in the first jar he put is the sand and then the rocks. the rocks dont fit so he says ” the sand represents the little things in life and the rocks represent the more important things. if you spend more time on the little things, you cant fit in the big things.” in the next jar he puts in the rocks first and then puts in the sand. it fills the jar perfectly. the teacher says, ” if you concentrate on the more important things, the smaller things will fall into place. A jock then walks up and pours beer into the jar. it fills it perfectly. the teacher says ” what does that mean?” the jock answers ” even after doing all of these things there is still time for beer.”