An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he called his grandson to his bed, "Grandson I wanta you to listen to me. I wanta you to take mya 45 automatic pistol, so you will always remember me."
"But grandpa I really don't like guns, how about you leaving me your Rolex watch instead?"
"You listen to me, some day you goin a be runna da bussiness, you goina have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a biga home and maybe a couple od bambino, some day you goina come hom and maybe finda you wife in be with another man. Whata you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, 'TIMES UP'?"
Jeano - 13 years ago
Michael Murphy went to confession. Bless me Father…it’s been a long time since my last confession so it has and I have to tell you Father, I’ve been having sex with Fanny Green.
Oh !! said Father O’Brian, and who is Fanny Green ?
Oh! Father she is beautiful, just arrived in the village, she has long red hair, a short green dress on her beautiful body, long sexy legs and shiny green shoes so shiny you can see your face in them.
Well now Michael Murphy, you had better say 3 hail Mary’s and 3 Our Fathers now off you go
Later on Patrick O’Shaunessy goes to confession. Bless me Father …it’s been a long time since my last confession so it has and I have to tell you Father, I’ve been having sex with Fanny Green.
Oh !! said Father O’Brian, and who is Fanny Green ?
Oh! Father she is beautiful, just arrived in the village, she has long red hair, a short green dress on her beautiful body, long sexy legs and shiny green shoes so shiny you can see your face in them.
Well now Patrick O’Shaunessy, you had better say 5 hail Mary’s and 5 Our Fathers now off you go
Next sunday at mass Father O’Brian is at the alter with an alter boy in attendence when he hears a commotion behind him. He turned around and coming up the aisle was a beautiful woman with long red hair, wearing a short green dress , beautiful long legs and shiny green shoes, so shiny you could see your reflection in them and she sits in the front pew with her legs open….and not wearing any knickers !
The priest turns to the alter boy and stutters ” ttttell me son, is dat Fanny Green ? Oh no Father said the alter boy. It’s just the reflection off her green shiny shoes.