A man loved living on Staten Island, but he wasn’t crazy about the ferry. If you missed a ferry late at night, you had to spend the next hour or so wandering the deserted streets of lower Manhattan.
So, when he spotted a ferry no more than fifteen feet from the dock, he decided he wouldn’t subject himself to an hour’s wait. He made a running leap and landed on his hands and knees, a little bruised maybe, but safe on deck.
He got up, brushed himself off, and announced proudly to a bystander,
“Well, I made that one, didn’t I?”
“Sure did,” the bystander said. “But you should have waited a minute or two. The ferry is just about to dock.”
barr012 - 13 years ago
some girlfriends are on vacation when they see a five-story hotel with a sign that reads, “For Women Only”. Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in. The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. “We have five floors.Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It’s easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what’s inside.” They start going up and on the first floor, the sign reads, “All the men on this floor are short and plain. “The friends laugh and without hesitation, move on to the next floor. The sign on the second floor reads, “All the men here are short and handsome.” Still, this isn’t good enough, so the friends continue on up. They reach the third floor and the sign reads, “All the men here are tall and plain.” They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continue on up. On the forth floor, the sign is perfect:”All the men here are tall and handsome.” The women get all excited and are about to go in when they realise that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they would be missing, they head up to the fifth floor. On the fifth floor, they find a sign that reads, “There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman.”