Three police officers were standing in line at the Pearly Gates.
Saint Peter asked the first officer, “What did you do with your life?”
“I was a police officer,” he responded.
“What kind of police officer?” Saint Peter asked.
“I was a vice officer. I kept drugs off the streets and out of the hands of kids.”
“Welcome to heaven. You may end the gates.”
He asked the second man what he did as a police officer.
“I was a traffic officer,” said the man. “I kept the roads and highways safe.”
“Welcome to heaven. You may enter the gates.”
He asked the third man what he did as a police officer.
“I was a military policeman, sir,” replied the man.
“Wonderful! I’ve been waiting for you all day!” replied Saint Peter.
“I need to take a break! Watch the gate, will you?
James - 7 years ago
The one about the three cops, mildly funny, two out of five. There are variations eg. Man arrives at gates of heven to find his wife minding them. She asked what happened? He said I missed you so much I died of lonleyness. She said well you have to pass a spelling test to get in. The word I want you to spell is Czheslovackia?? I may not have spelled it right but I don’t want in either.