Joke of the Day.

John and his brother Tim live with their mother and cat. John is traveling for work and calls home to check in. Tim answers the phone:

John: How’s the cat?

Tim: The cat died.

John: Don’t tell me like that! Tell me the cat went up on the roof and you called the fire department and despite their best effort the cat fell off the roof and the cat died.

Tim: Oh, ok. I get that.

John: Now – How’s Mom?

Tim: Moms on the roof.