Joke of the Day

I was driving down I-10 headed to Mississippi from Louisiana, going about 80 in a 70. There was a state trooper behind a sign

He lit me up as I flew by, so I pulled over. He slowly gets out of his vehicle, puts on his wide-brimmed hat and walks over.

As I looked up at him, his mirrored sunglasses showed nothing but my own face, and he was chewing on a matchstick as he drawled.

“Boy, I been waiting for you all day.”

To which I replied, “Officer, I got here as fast as I could!”

There was about 10 seconds that felt like an hour before he slowly grinned and said.. “Slow down and get the hell out of here”