A blonde in a shoe store is dissatisfied with all of the shoes the salesman brings for her to try on.
She asks for real alligator leather shoes.
The salesman says, “If you want real alligator shoes, you’ll have to go kill the alligator yourself!”
As the salesman is driving home later he sees the blond wresting with an alligator. It’s an epic battle and she is finally victorious and throws the alligator on top of a stack of dead alligators.
“Damn” she says. “Another one without shoes.”
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