After a terrible shipwreck, a man found himself alone on an island.
He went about the island in search of food and shelter. After a long walk, the man froze in terror as he saw a tribe of cannibals in the middle of a celebration.
The man thought to himself, “I am so screwed!”
To his surprise, a bright light came from the heavens and a deep voice said to him, “Not yet my son, listen very carefully: what you have to do is run up to the chief of the tribe, kick him in the nuts, and take his spear. As soon as you take his spear, kill his only son with it.”
Without thinking twice, the man does as he was told.
As he put the spear through the young cannibal’s heart the bright light appeared again and the deep voice said to him, “Now you are screwed.”
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