A man returns to the U.S. after a trip abroad, feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor and is immediately rushed to the hospital to undergo a barrage of extensive tests.
The man wakes up after the tests in a private room at the hospital and finds the phone by his bed ringing. He picks it up; it’s his doctor, saying, “We got the results back from your tests and found you have an incredibly nasty virus that is extremely contagious!”
The man immediately panics, asking, “What are you going to do, doctor?”
“Well, we’re going to put you on a diet of pizzas, pancakes and quesadillas.”
“Will that cure me?” asks the man, hopeful.
“No,” the doctor replies, “But it’s the only food we can slide under the door.”
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