Joke of the Day

A child asked his Dad, “How were people born?”

His Dad said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on.”

The child then went to his Mum and asked her the same question. She told him, “We were monkeys, then we evolved to become like we are now.”

The child ran back to his Dad and said, “You lied to me!”

His Dad replied, “No, your mom was talking about her side of the family.”