Joke of the Day

I was in the public toilets today and as I sat down, a voice from the next cubicle said, “Hi, how are you?”

Embarrassed, I said, “I’m doing fine.”

The voice said “So what are you up to?”

I said, “Just doing the same as you – sitting here!”

Then I’m asked “Can I come over?”

Annoyed, I say “I’m rather busy right now.”

Then the voice said, “Listen, I’ll have to call you back, there’s an idiot in the cubicle next to me answering all my questions.”