Ponderisms
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted?
Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
What hair colour do they put on the driver’s licenses of bald men?
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me … they’re cramming for their final exam.
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