The sheriff of a small town was also the town’s veterinarian.
One night the phone rang, and his wife answered.
An agitated voice inquired, “Is your husband there?”
“Do you require his services as a sheriff or as a vet,” the wife asked?
“Both,” the caller replied. “We can’t get our dog’s mouth open, and there’s a burglar in it.”
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