Joke of the Day

Grandad was reminiscing about the good old days, to his friend Paddy.

“When I were a lad, me mother would send me down to t’corner shop wi’ a shilling, and I’d come back wi’ five pounds o’ potatoes, two loaves o’ bread, three pints o’ milk, a pound o’ cheese, a packet o’ tea, an’ ‘alf a dozen eggs. Yer can’t do that now days.”

“I know” says Paddy, “Too many of those bloody security cameras around.”