A woman was trying to get onto a bus when she realized her skirt was too tight to lift her leg onto the first step.
Slightly embarrassed, she smiled at the driver and reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, hoping it would give her enough slack. She tried the step—but still couldn’t get her leg up.
A bit more flustered, she unzipped a little more and tried again. No luck. Once more, she smiled at the driver, unzipped a bit further, and still failed to climb the step.
By now, a large man standing behind her simply picked her up by the waist and placed her gently on the bus step.
She turned on him, furious. “How dare you touch me! I don’t even know who you are!”
The man grinned and drawled, “Well, normally I’d agree with you… but after you unzipped my fly three times, I figured we were friends.”
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