A nursery school teacher says to her class, “Who can use the word ‘definitely’ in a sentence?”
First a little girl in the back of the class says, “The sky is definitely blue.”
The teacher says, “Sorry Anne, but the sky can be grey or orange….”
Second little boy says, “Trees are definitely green.”
“Sorry,” says the teacher, “but in the Autumn the trees are brown.”
Little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks, “Does a fart have lumps?”
The teacher looks horrified and says, “Johnny, of course not!”
“O.K, then I DEFINITELY shit my pants…”
anticuchos - 4 months ago
Ok, I suck at jokes but …
A blonde and a brunette jumps off a skycraper, who hits the bottom first.
The brunette … the blonde has to ask for directions on the way down.
(I blonde told me this joke … please forgive me)