A man staggered into a hospital with multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped around his throat.
Naturally the Doctor asked him, “What happened to you?”
“Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our golf balls into a field of cattle. We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end”.
“I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was the golf ball with my wife’s monogram on it stuck in the middle of the cow’s girlie bits.
Still holding the cow’s tail up, I yelled to the wife, “Hey this looks like yours!”.
“I don’t remember much after that”.
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