Joke of the Day

The president was visiting a primary school and sat in on a classroom discussion about vocabulary.

The teacher asked if the president would like to lead a discussion on the word “tragedy.”

The president agreed and asked the class, “Can anyone give me an example of a tragedy?”

A boy stood up and said, “If my best friend was playing in the street and got hit by a car, that would be a tragedy.”

“No,” said the president , “that would be an accident.”

A girl raised her hand and said, “If a school bus full of kids went off a cliff, that would be a tragedy.”

“I’m afraid not,” said the president . “That would be a terrible loss.”

The room went quiet. Eventually, little Johnny at the back raised his hand.

“In my opinion,” he said, “if a plane carrying you and your entire department was hit by a stray missile and exploded, that would be a tragedy.”

The official looked surprised. “Why do you think that would be a tragedy?”

“Well,” Johnny replied, “it wouldn’t be an accident, and it sure wouldn’t be a great loss.”