Joke: Funny painful truths

Some people’s x-rays are better than their photos.

I’m sorry if I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew it.

I don’t sing in the shower. I perform.

Help a woman when she is in trouble and she will remember you when she will be in trouble again.

If a man speaks his mind in a forest, but no woman hears him, is he still wrong?

You want to come in my life, the door is open. You want to get out of my life, the door is open. Just one request. Don’t stand at the door, you’re blocking the traffic.

A woman comes to a psychologist and asks:
– I have recently found out that my husband has a mistress. Should I tell that to him?
– No need to do that, – tells the psychologist. – I bet he knows it.