International Message

A blonde goes to an international message centre and says to the man behind the counter. "Hello, I'd like to send a message to my Mum back home. How much will it cost?"

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A blonde goes to an international message centre and says to the man behind the counter. "Hello, I'd like to send a message to my Mum back home. How much will it cost?"

"$200." the guy replied.

"$200! I haven't got $200. I'd do anything to send a message to my mother."

"Anything?" he said. "Yes," she said.

"Come with me," he said. And she did. "Now, shut the door." And she did. "Kneel down." And she did. "Undo my zip." And she did. "Take it out." And she did. "Now," he said hoarsely, "do your thing."

The blonde leans in hesitantly and says "Hello, Mum, can you hear me?"