A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, “Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?”
She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, “No, I won’t sleep with you tonight!” Everyone in the bar is now staring at them.
Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.
After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, “I’m sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I’m a graduate student in psychology and I’m studying how people respond to embarrassing situations.”
To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, “What do you mean, $200?”
barr012 - 13 years ago
A blonde is standing in an elevator with a few other people when a man wearing a black suit steps on. It’s evident that he has dreadful dandruff problems, because it can be seen on the shoulders of his suit. Two floors later the man gets off, and after the door closes someone says, “Someone should really give that guy some head and shoulders.” The blonde then responds, “Yeah …. Hey how do you give shoulders?”