Joke: A healthy level of insanity

Senior couple, shouting at each other.
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Senior couple, shouting at each other.

How to maintain a healthy level of insanity in retirement:

  • At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on, point a hair dryer at passing cars, and watch them slow down!
  • On all your cheque stubs, write, ‘For Marijuana’!
  • Skip down the street rather than walk, and see how many looks you get.
  • With a straight face, order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat.
  • Sing along at the Opera.
  • When the money comes out of the ATM, scream ‘I Won! I Won!’
  • When leaving the zoo, start running towards the car park, yelling, ‘run for your lives! they’re loose!’
  • Tell your children over dinner, ‘Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go…..’
  • Pick up a box of condoms at the pharmacy, go to the counter and ask where the fitting room is.
  • Go to a large department store’s fitting room, drop your drawers to your ankles and yell out, “There’s no paper in here!”

SMILE… It’s called ‘therapy’!