1. Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin ...
Humour
Joke – Walking
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in ...
Joke – Galloping horse
You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is a ...
Joke – Forgetful
There was an elderly couple who in their old age noticed that they were getting a ...
Joke – Who wants to be a millionaire?
A contestant on “Who Wants to be a Millionaire?” had reached the final plateau. If she ...
Joke – Unreasonable expectations
If architects had to work like programmers . . . Dear Mr. Architect, Please design and ...
Joke – How Many Dogs does it Take to Screw in a Light Bulb?
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead ...
The doctor needs a wrench
A woman with a minor injury was at the hospital because her doctor said she wanted ...
Joke – cat on a fence
A tom cat and a tabby cat were courting on a back fence at night. The ...
Joke – hearing 100%
Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to ...