Paddy phones an ambulance because his mate’s been hit by a car.
Paddy: ‘Get an ambulance here quick, my mate’s bleeding from his nose and ears and I tink both his legs are broken.’
Operator: ‘What is your location sir?’
Paddy: ‘Outside number 28 Eucalyptus Street.’
Operator: ‘How do you spell that sir?’
Silence.
After a minute, the operator asks, ‘Are you there sir?’
More silence
Another minute later, the operator asks, ‘Sir, can you hear me?’
This goes on for another minute until…
Operator: ‘Sir, please answer me. Can you still hear me?’
Paddy: ‘Yes, sorry ’bout dat. I just dragged him round to number 3 Oak Street.’






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