A passenger caught a taxi into Auckland. Going down Queen street, the Wellersley lights turned red. The taxi drove straight through.
Passenger, “Driver, you went through a red light, you should have stopped, you could’ve had an accident.”
Driver, “Nah, my brother’s a taxi driver. ‘E always goes through red lights, and never has an accident.”
They come to the next lights, and go straight through again.
“Driver, you’ve done it again, you drove through a red light, you could’ve had an accident.”
“Nah, me brother does it all the time. ‘E never has an accident.”
This goes on all the way down Queen street and by this time the passenger is absolutely panic stricken. They come to the last set of lights, and they turn GREEN, and the driver slams on the brakes, and screeches to a stop.
“Driver?”
“Now what?”
“The light’s green, you should’ve kept going.”
“Oh no!”
“Why?”
“Me brother could be coming the other way.”
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