A wife being the romantic sort sent her husband a text.
“If you are sleeping send me your dreams. If you are laughing send me your smile. If you are eating send me a bite. If you are drinking send me a sip. If you are crying send me your tears. I love you!”
The husband, typically un-romantic, replied “I am on the toilet. Please advise.”
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