Dog Ownership
We’ve begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog.
It’s cheaper, and you get more feet.
Laundry
“Did you hear about the nun who procrastinated doing her laundry? She had a filthy habit.”
A Recently Spotted Christian Bumper Sticker:
“My kid saved your honour student.”
–God
The Smell of Confusion
If people say they just love the smell of books, I always want to pull them aside and ask, To be clear, do you know how reading works?
A Wife Once Observed
I once gave my husband the silent treatment for an entire week, at the end of which he declared, “Hey, we’re getting along pretty great lately!”
Note: Actually more than 1 wife has made the same observation!
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