Joke: Weight loss hotline

Office IP telephone set with LCD isolated on the white background
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Office IP telephone set with LCD isolated on the white background

“Thank you for calling the Weight Loss Hotline.

“If you’d like information on weight loss, press 1.

“If you’d like information on products which assist weight loss, press 2.

“If you’d like to lose half a kilo right now, press “3” 18,000 times.”