After leaving the navy, a man applied for a job as a fork-lift driver in a soft drink factory. The warehouse foreman said time and time again, as they toured the factory, how important it was not to break any bottles.
‘That’s okay,’ the man replied, ‘in the Navy I wasn’t allowed to any mistakes with the fork-lift.’
‘What did you handle?’ asked the foreman.
‘Bombs’ the man replied.
‘Mate!’ said the foreman, ‘the jobs yours.’