- One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been.
- Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
- The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
- Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me; I want people to know ‘why’ I look this way. I’ve travelled a long way, and some of the roads weren’t paved.
- When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of algebra.
- You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
- I don’t know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.
- One of the many things no one tells you about ageing is that it’s such a nice change from being young.
- Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
- Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it’s called golf.
- If you don’t learn to laugh at trouble, you won’t have anything to laugh at when you’re old.
