A little bit of Kiwi culcha!
- LOG ON: Adding wood to make the barbeque hotter
- LOG OFF: Not adding any more wood to the barbeque.
- MONITOR: Keeping an eye on the barbeque.
- DOWNLOAD: Getting the firewood off the Ute.
- HARD DRIVE: Making the trip back home without any cold beer….
- KEYBOARD: Where you hang the Ute keys.
- WINDOW: What you shut when the weather’s cold.
- SCREEN: What you shut in the mosquito season.
- MEGABYTE: What South Island mosquitos do.
- MICROCHIP: What’s left in the bag after you’ve eaten the chips.
- MODEM: What you did to the lawns.
- LAPTOP: Where the cat sleeps….
- SOFTWARE: Plastic knives & forks you get on an airplane.
- HARDWARE: Stainless steel knives & forks – from K-Mart…
- MOUSE: The small rodent that eats the grain in the shed.
- MAINFRAME: What holds the shed up.
- WEBSITE: Usually in the shed or under the verandah.
- SEARCH ENGINE: What you do when the Ute won’t go.
- CURSOR: What you say when the Ute won’t go.
- YAHOO: What you say when the Ute does go.
- SERVER: The person at the pub who brings out the counter lunch.
- MAIL SERVER: The bloke at the pub who brings out the counterlunch.
- USER: The neighbour who keeps borrowing things.
- NETWORK: What you do when you need to repair the fishing net.
- INTERNET: Where you want the fish to go.
- NETSCAPE: What the fish do when they discover a hole in the net.
- ONLINE: Where you hang the washing.
- OFFLINE: Where the washing ends up when the pegs aren’t strong enough.