An elderly lady called the hospital to ask about a patient who was being cared for.
“I will just put you through to the ward.”
The elderly lady repeated her request to the nurse.
“Hold on, I will just check her notes… Oh, I am pleased to say she is doing very well and may be discharged on Monday.” says the nurse.
“Oh, that is wonderful news! I am so happy, thank you.”
“You seem very relieved, are you a relative, or a close friend,” asks the nurse.
“No, I am Mrs Tiptree in Room 23. Nobody tells you a damn thing here!”
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