GrownUps New Zealand

My Job Search

1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory , 

But I got canned . Couldn't concentrate .

2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, 

But just couldn't hack it , so they gave me the axe .. 

3. After that, I tried being a Tailor, but wasn't suited for it — mainly because it was a sew-sew job. 

4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting. 

5. Then, tried being a Chef – figured it would add a little spice to my life, but just didn't have the thyme. 

6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it…. Couldn't cut the mustard. 

7. My best job was a Musician, 

But eventually found I wasn't noteworthy.

8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, 

But didn't have any patience. 

9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. 

Tried hard but just didn't fit in. 

10. I became a Professional Fisherman, 

But discovered I couldn't live on my net income. 

11. Managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company,

But the work was just too draining. 

12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center, 

But they said I wasn't fit for the job.. 

13. After many years of trying to find steady work , 

I finally got a job as a Historian – until I realized there was no future in it. 

14. My last job was working in Starbucks, 

But had to quit because it was the same old grind. 

15 . SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT 

AND I FOUND I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!

Courtesy of Bryan.