* ATD- At the Doctor’s
* BFF – Best Friends Funeral
* BTW- Bring the Wheelchair
* BYOT – Bring Your Own Teeth
* CBM- Covered by Medicare
* CUATSC- See You at the Senior Centre
* DWI- Driving While Incontinent
* FWIW – Forgot Where I Was
* GGPBL- Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
* GHA – Got Heartburn Again
* HGBM – Had Good Bowel Movement
* LMDO- Laughing My Dentures Out
* LOL- Living on Lipitor
* OMSG – Oh My! Sorry, Gas
* TOT- Texting on Toilet
* WAITT – Who Am I Talking To?
Hope these help.
GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)