GrownUps New Zealand

Joke of the Day

After a bumpy take off, a pilot takes the microphone to give the passengers a warm welcome onto the flight. “Thank you for flying with us this morning. The weather is…”

Suddenly, the pilot starts screaming while he is still on the microphone, “%$@#! *&$%! OH MY $#@&!!!”

The speakers shut off and a ghostly silence falls in the cabin, before the pilot gets back on the microphone and says, “I sincerely apologise for that incident, I just dropped a very hot cup of coffee on my lap… you should see my pants!”

One passenger shouts back, “You should come back here and see ours!”