GrownUps New Zealand

Short jokes

Sir Cumference built King Arthur’s round table, and Sir Ramic Tile did the flooring.

I didn’t realize how bad of a driver I was until my navigation system said:
“IN 400 FEET, DO A SLIGHT RIGHT, STOP, AND LET ME OUT.”

Why do some people hate puns? Because they are laughtose intolerant

Ancient Greek politicians always blamed the Medea.

An abyss is not a perfect example of a bottomless hole, it’s just epitome.