– You know, I have Google+, Facebook, Twitter, Skype accounts…
– Man, and do you have life?
– OMG, No! Could you send me a link?
A Man from the toilet shouts to his wife :
– Darling, darling, do you hear me?!!!!
– What happened, did you run out of toilet paper?
– No, restart the router, please!
A conversation by a representative of a personnel search company and a candidate:
– So, Mr. Abha, you say that you are a software engineer. Do you know Microsoft Office?
– If you give me the address, I will go there, Sir.