GrownUps New Zealand

Joke: A lawyer and a doctor

A doctor can’t find a job in a hospital in the US, so he opens his own clinic and puts a sign outside: ‘GET TREATMENT FOR $20 – IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100.

An lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic.

Lawyer: ‘I have lost my sense of taste.’

Doctor: ‘Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in patient’s mouth.’

Lawyer: ‘Ugh. this is kerosene.’

Doctor: ‘Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me $20.’

 

The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money.

Lawyer: ‘I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything.’

Doctor: ‘Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth.’

Lawyer (annoyed): ‘This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste.’

Doctor: ‘Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me $20.’

 

The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back $100.

Lawyer: ‘My eyesight has become very weak I can’t see at all.’

Doctor: ‘Well, I don’t have any medicine for that, so take this $100.’

Lawyer (staring at the note): ‘But this is $20, not $100!!’

Doctor: ‘Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me $20’