A policeman stops a driver and says:
– You won 500 dollars for wearing a safety belt. What will you do with the winning?
– I do not know, probably will pass the exam for a driving license…
Then his wife says:
– Do not listen! He always talk like that when he is drunk.
Passenger from rear wakes up:
– I told you that we won’t go far away with the stolen car!
At the same time voice from the trunk:
– Have we already crossed the border?
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