I was feeling down at being in my sixties. I looked at my wife and said:
“Honey, 35 years ago we lived in a rented flat, drove an old car and slept on a sofa watching a 15inch black and white TV. But I was sleeping with a 25 year old blonde and I was happy!
Now we have a $500k house, a $150k Mercedes, a king size bed and a flat screen 60inch TV and I’m sleeping with a 60 year old granny.”
My wife turned to me with a wry smile.
“All you need to do is find yourself a 25 year old blonde and I guarantee my lawyer will ensure you sleep in a rented flat, drive an old car and sleep on a sofa next to a 15inch TV”