A man went to Spain on his vacation. He stopped by a restaurant and saw an interesting dish. He asked the waiter about it, who said “Son los cojones del toro, the balls of the bull sir. We serve it once a day after the bullfights.”
The man places an order for the next day, and leaves.
When he comes back the next day and gets his dish, he looks at it for a minute and notices something is wrong. He calls the waiter over and says “Excuse me, but why are these so much smaller than those from yesterday?”
The waiter pauses, looks around, and replies “I’m so sorry sir, but sometimes the bull does win”